Hey yous,
Ok, let’s kick this off: Blog for tenCube. The spiel goes like this--- We are tenCube, we make WaveSecure. WaveSecure is the most kickass software ever. And I don’t mean it in an “it’s really fun, relaxing software that looks really good” way. I mean it in an “It can cure cancer, destroy alien invaders, prevent war” sort of way.
I may be exaggerating--- but by only a bit. With this software, basically you have insurance against phone theft, loss and misplacement. Not to mention the data inside your phone. And it’s fucking free, so don’t you forget about it.
I am a traditionalist by nature, so let me start with proper introduction to our team.
Darius ---This handsome, youthful man is erudite, compassionate, honorable, and “so brilliant it hurts” He’s our big chief. He is also immune to flattery.
Varun --- He loses his phone often, from what I hear. This is why our company was formed. He sleeps on the couch overnight all the time—we sometimes buy liquid clay and pour it on the sofa depression. And voila! A Varun Golem!
Oh did I mention he created wavesecure?
Kapil --- He works in our Indian office, and I hardly knew him when he left for India (hi, Kapil!) He just got married, and he sent over an awesome wedding invitation card. Too bad he didn't provide plane tickets. He is in charge of our Symbian projects.Tito --- Named after the Yugoslavian dictator Josip Tito. He’s ruggedly handsome and gets all the girls. Our Tito does our web stuff and makes sure our servers can talk with your phone.
Rishi --- He’s the married guy in our company. He does techy stuff and buys lot of equipment for us. He drinks protein shakes. They don’t work.
Roy --- The story goes like this. Roy worked at Citigroup. He was struck by wanderlust. Stood outside the office for 3 days and 3 nights, Darius finally relented and made him an honorary employee (honorary meaning earning nothing a month). Now he actually has a wage, and can afford to eat (edit: too much actually, not my words). He is our products manager
Ming --- He uses his awesome guitar playing skills to deflect bullets and defeat super villains. He uses his gift of the gab to resolve world conflict and charm the ladies. He uses his massive bulk to balance the matter/anti-matter equation and store grain in case of famine. He is our business contact guy
Anitha --- Our den mother makes sure we behave and not play with matches in the office. Also she is the channel of our pay so I can’t make fun of her. I’m kidding, I’m kidding. She’s really fun and doesn’t punish us too often.
Yixue --- Please allow me to introduce myself. I am a man of wealth and taste. I have the gift of one-liners, but you’re cursed with curse of curves. Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like your umbrella, brella brella brella brella, eh eh eh eh eh. I need to replace my batteries I seem to have broken down. Ok I am in consumer sales, and loving it.
Anyway, enough with the introductions to our persons. If you want to find out more about us, our startup is located at NUS School of Computing (ex), so drop by. Am I allowed to say that?
